January 2012
Going to see if I can get tonight off...
I have too much to do in my life to only have one day off a week. Granted, I did that to myself, but let’s see how bad the Relief Girl needs hours…
My podcast in 3 minutes and 58 seconds.
deadxstop:
Chris should be everyone’s best friend.
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Matt Smith reciting the Gunpowder Plot.
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stfuconservatives:
Mitt Romney’s tax returns shed some light on his investment wealth
cognitivedissonance:
Here’s what we’ve all been waiting for, folks:
The couple gave away $7 million in charitable contributions over the past two years, including at least $4.1 million to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The Romneys sent somewhat less to Washington over that period,...
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PENIS!
captain-spaulding1000 asked: Yupp :) I had to watch it twice because I was interrupted the first time so it took me a while to actually notice the font, but when I did I think I might have actually said "thats CTTE font. What the fuck Jared!"
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captain-spaulding1000 asked: As stupid as it sounds a big part of the CTTE feel for me in that video was the font he used
Had to ban my first customer today.
THEN HE CAME BACK!!!!
I called the police on him, because he was death staring Adam as he was visiting me and buying something to drink. Then this dude stayed in the parking lot and just stared inside the store. He’d ride his bike around the lot and pick a new position every couple of minutes. Then he hide at the side of the store, not knowing I can watch him on my cameras, waiting for...
Shomo Appreciation...inspired by Christina.
irisheyez77:
Shomo for dinner.
Shomo for monkey.
Shomo on da big metal birdy.
Shomo in da streets.
Shomo in da woods.
Shomo kisses.
Shomo in da club.
Shomo in Santa’s grotto.
Shomo IRL is how the hotdog fist bump came to life.
It’s so dirty feeling, even I was uncomfortable when Tomo did it to me.
Hey! Hey America! Hey! Listen up! I've got some...
timeladycastiel:
martincumberbatch:
thecakewasburnt:
republicoflabia:
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
You are using OUR money, OUR FUCKING MONEY that we, the tax payers of New Zealand, give to our government, who then give to the Police and Ministry of Justice to do important things with, like. Oh. I don’t know. Um. PROTECTING OUR FUCKING COUNTRY AND THE PEOPLE IN IT!!
How...
reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
chinabefunny:
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Me: I have issues. I’m broken. Adam: *Holds me tighter* I’ll fix you.
Told my boyfriend I'd be in the shower by ten...
Then tumblr happened.
What logical sense does this make?
mollymisery:
BRB GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY A CAN OF COKE FOR $160. WELL I’M AT, I’LL BUY AN APPLE FOR $53. That statement sounds borderline retarded.
WATER IS FREE!!!! TROLOLO
lol
If you try to reblog me, you'll be taken to the...
Y U NO ALL DO IT?????
